In a controversial move, a certain Sunshine Coast mo-grower (referred to only as Mr Bitchino) has ditched his 'tache some 6 days prior to the end of Movember.
Despite futile attempts to brush off speculation, one-time supporters of the 'tache are now concerned that the full-bodied mo they had come to admire may, in fact, have been nothing more than an elaborate, stubble-combover scam.
When publicly questioned about his latest facial incarnation, Mr Bitchino reportedly explained his actions by saying, "I fell down and my mo fell off".
Hmmmm...
Troubling times.
Where Am I?
- Ali
- Bris Vegas, Queensland, Australia
- Having completed Science and Law degrees with a view to becoming a visionary in the biotechnology legal arena, to my surprise I find myself working as a 'Regulatory Enforcererer' for the Australian Securities and Investments Commission. (Well, perhaps that isn't the official job title, but you get the idea - you mess with the corporations law, you mess with me). I live in an old, slightly-run-down Queenslander with my better half Jesse and my little buddies - Bindi (a Cav), Thistle and Luca (a pair of rollicking cats). I work hard and play, well, relatively soft really... Everything inbetween can be found on this blog.
2 comments:
If you're talking about me, it isn't true. But if you aren't talking about me, then it isn't true. But it is also quite true in the sense that it isn't not true.
Afe, you know what you've done.
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