Christmas 101

I fully love Christmas. Like heaps. I've experienced quite a few and have come to develop reasonably strong feelings about most aspects of the silly season.

Here is an initial short, punchy list of strong, clear views:

• I actually hate the phrase 'silly season'.
• And I say no to people who write 'xmas'. (Just how lazy are you?)
• You can never have too many fairy lights.
• Or too much tinsel - though it should be tastefully colour-matched.
• Presents are exciting but scary; and far more fun to give than to get. (Due to that scariness factor referred to earlier).

More mindless Christmas banter to follow shortly. 'Til then, stay chipper and good.... 'cause he's waaaatchiiiiiing!