Cojo

Friends, family and colleagues have recently been subjected to a plethora of tales concerning the antics of our neighbours' new, wee kitten - Coco.

Coco is a sweet cat. She is furry and warm. And oh so cute.

But sadly, it has recently become apparent that due to a freak surgical accident during her birth, Coco's soul has been swapped with that of a rabid wilderbeast.

She tactically locates and hunts down everything. Dragonflies. Bindi. Ferns.

I exaggerate not. This is one mad cat. Totally truckin' nutty crackers. And so, in a civil-minded mood, I have published this post, together with a photo of the wanted beast, as public notice to all unsuspecting people... pets... plants... random inanimate objects.

Be alert but not alarmed.

The Coco

cocoralis bananus

(pictured in its native habitat - Bindi's papasan chair)