Wednesday, September 27, 2006

A Rose By Any Other Name

There are some truly inspirational job titles floating around at the moment. I thought Jesse's new-found position as a 'Solutions Architect' was a bit of a toss. But at least it doesn't lend itself to too many derogatory mutations.

It's not as if he's, say, the 'Applications Solutions Specialist'* - no cigar for working some magic on the acronym there. And what about the pitiful sod who slaved his way up the slippery corporate ladder to attain the illustrious title as 'Head of Tools'*. I mean it's bad enough being one of the ordinary Tools, but to be Head of Tools must be truly something.

*Do not doubt, my children. These are real titles employed by some of Australia's most trusted financial institutions.

1 comment:

Afe said...

Jesse will always be Head of Tools in my world.