Death By Socks

I am calling for all the testosterone-pumped, suit-clad lads out there to take a stand and just say no to the fashion nicety of dark work socks.

Yes, perhaps a transition to flouro patterned knee-highs may seem a bit drastic in the short-term. But I swear, the endless frustration of trying to match about 1000 pairs of Jesse's virtually identical dark work socks post-wash is going to be the end of me.

And death by socks is not pretty.